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Turkish Taxi Drivers? You’re on notice.

October 16th, 2009 · No Comments

Psycho-freak nutjob assholes. That’s Turkish taxi drivers in a nutshell. You guys want to join the E.U.? Learn to fucking drive.
I flew into Istanbul, Turkey last night. 3 taxi trips. 3 sessions of WTF?
From the airport to the hotel, the driver kept telling me about various sights and points of interest. At least that’s what [...]

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Kharma gives you a bitch slap …

August 20th, 2009 · No Comments

Sitting in the emergency room, I saw the epitome of Kharma giving you a bitch slap.
There’s a girl sitting across from me with a cast/boot on her left foot. After a little bit, the doctor calls her name and she goes over to see him. She goes over and there’s some murmured conversation. Above it, [...]

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Random Humor: Bush’s Brain

September 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Checking headlines over at Yahoo! News and came across this:

Doctors remove benign lesion from Bush’s forehead
WASHINGTON – President Bush underwent treatment for a benign lesion over the weekend, leaving a noticeable scab on his forehead as he went about his business on Tuesday.

I have to ask … was it his brain? He wasn’t using it [...]

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